I just really need to talk about this movie, it was so disturbing.
A: Apocalypse
I really didn't understand it until they said it was for Apocalypse
B: Bigfoot
Yeah, don't know how it was for Bigfoot, it didn't look like Bigfoot, just a guy with a partially burnt face
C: Cycle
Wasn't bad, I thought it was going to be an Alice in Wonderland thing because there was a hole in the garden and the girlfriends name was Alice, but it didn't. It wasn't bad though
D: Dogfight
I don't like animal cruelty so Dogfight wasn't for me
E: Exterminate
Hate spiders, even though the spider looked totally fake still made my skin crawl
F: Fart
Okay, this is where it started getting weird, I don't, just why. Farts, like Japanese farting I can't
G: Gravity
Really dumb, I forgot about it until I looked up what G was again. Was hoping it was for Great White and a shark was going to eat the person but it wasn't -sigh-
H: Hydro-Electric Diffusion
All I can say about this is furries, disturbing and just 100% weird
I: Ingrown
Don't know how ingrown really worked into what was shown but it was pretty acceptable
J: Jidai-Geki
The faces the guy makes are hilarious, but otherwise didn't do much for me
K: Klutz
More toilet humor, not my thing, at least it was animated so it wasn't as disturbing
L: Libido
Okay this one, so fucking disturbing it's not even funny. Just a couple of guys at a time jerking off and whoever cums last has a sharp pole shoved up his ass. There's also a big guy who rapes a child, not cool, not cool at all. I would tell you to skip this but I mean you just have to see it so you can be just as disturbed as I am
M: Miscarriage
Eh, was really short so it was over faster so that's good
N: Nuptials
One of the best ones, it's more funny than horrific though
O: Orgasm
I knew when it started it was going to be orgasm but I didn't really get it
P: Pressure
I liked this up until the end, where I covered my eyes because I'm 90% positive the girl killed a kitten which I can't stomach even if it's fake
Q: Quack
Really dumb, that's really all I can say
R: Removed
It was, interesting I guess, the ending didn't really give me any closure but it was pretty bloody
S: Speed
The beginning is really lame, but the ending is a really good twist and it was pretty memorable
T: Toilet
Literal toilet humor, pretty funny actually, the whole thing
U: Unearthed
Ehhh, it's a cool first person vampire short but not impressed
V: Vagitus
Futuristic short, didn't care for it
W: WTF!
Well it was really WTF worthy, it was just a mix of random ass shit
X: XXL
The best short on here, it's very graphic. The jokes the people yell at the fat girl on the street are pretty stupid but the carving to make herself thin is done wonderfully
Y: Youngbuck
It's just gross, it's about a pedophile who likes to lick sweat off the bleachers, which I shivered at because fucking gross, at least he gets what he deserves
Z: Zetsumetsu
This, this is the icing on the cake. There is a giant fake penis with a knife in it. A girl shoots vegetables from her vagina, and the dicks all shoot out rice instead of semen. There is a lot of nudity in this so it seemed more like a weird fetish porno than some kind of horror flick
Sorry these reviews of the letters weren't really descriptive I just needed to talk about this because I am just so disturbed from watching this (and it takes a lot to disturb me)
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