The Houses October Built (2014)

Rating: Thumbs Down 👎

You know when a movie pisses you off so badly you have to vent about it? Well, this is one of those movies. This is the most annoying group of friends I've ever seen, and Zack is probably the most annoying. 

"Oh this is what you guys wanted."

"You wanted extreme haunting."

"We can't go home, we came this far."

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! If you have a friend like this, drop them, you don't need them. 

Like good job asshole, now you're all dead because you wanted to road trip across the south and find spooky haunted houses. The word "haunt" used to describe these haunted house adventures is fucking annoying, it's now a trigger word for me, don't say it around me or I'll deck you in the face. 

If someone broke into your RV, filmed you and your friends while sleeping, stole one of their driver's license and then uploaded it on the Internet for everyone to see and you chose to continue your road trip, that means you are the biggest, self-absorbed, annoying asshole in the world. 

I can't. I really can't. Anyone can make a movie these days and have shitty characters and an unclear storyline, I am sick of it! 

I want to beat these characters up, that's how angry I am that they just wasted my time with this garbage. 

Also they, they being this group of haunted house actors, took one of the friends, named Jeff, who I thought was the super annoying main guy, but it turned out it wasn't, so I literally have know idea who Jeff is/was. Sorry you didn't make an impact Jeff, try harder next time.