7/28/2018

The Evil Within (2017)

Rating: 2/5

It started off with some terrible graphics for a 2017 film. Upon investigation we found out that the movie is actually from 2002. The retarded kid was having nightmares, or was he? Somehow, his speech got progressively better between the time we saw him at the picnic to the time we got to the ice cream store. Why was Susan wearing a bikini top at work?? Then the mirror shows up in his room! Was there no other place he could put the dang mirror? The house looked like it had five stories, with its spiral staircase. 

For some reason, the mirror seems possessed, and makes him start killing small animals, and then small children, and then adults! For some reason he also had a freezer big enough to put all the bodies in. 

Finally everyone in town that they knew gone missing. Also who is Pete and Chuck?? Also why did it keep turning from day to night and vice versa? It's like he started out in the daytime, ended up in a traffic jam, and boom nighttime! 

And then there was some weird pupped show for the brother John, after which he shoots himself in the head. This made me feel like maybe this was all in John's head! However, Dennis somehow got arrested, and now he's in a psych ward in a straight jacket. 

Someone explain to me how this is all connected to the haunted house ride and why is it not over. Did he ever get his refund? 

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